(thats a word for slobby fat dependant wife) in front of me at the Commissary have the ability to text 496 word per minute but cannot for love of all that is holy figure out how to operate the self checkout? 

It was broke dang it. I was moving as fast as i could. I wasnt going to take my shoes off to ise my toes to count. So i kept getting loosing my spot. I told ya go to the next one...dang it. Hahasha 

Multi- tasking is not her specialty? 

I did,the best i could i only have ten fingers dang..wait what is 5+5 again....let me think....hmmmmm 

There goes your hamster...lol 

my hamster is on sugar overload...my husband is trying to ignore me....lol 

lol 

I find nothing funny about that word. People who judge others by their weight/clothes are complete and total idiots. You have no idea what or why she is fat! How dare people judge others by their weight or clothes, it must be hell to be perfect. Last time I checked no one was god. 

Here we go....There is a distinct difference between someone who is fat and nasty and someone who is overweight and still takes care of themselves. The fun was poked at the ability to text but not operate the self checkout. 

I for one am sorry if you thought that I was judging. I don't feel that way at all. I have even talked about my weight issues. 

I see nothing funny about picking on anyone for their looks, clothes or weight. If it was about the texting and lack of knowledge on the register then you didn't have to add the description. But again it us you and you must feel justified of putting others down, I however do not. So enjoy yourself. 

Tm I'm not talking about you. I was talking about Mr perfect know it all. No wonder fort lost in the wood was happy to lose him. 

I bet you are a joy to attend a comedy event with.... 

Why can a teenager text 1000 WPM but don't know when or why WWII happened? I find that depressing. 

Hold on MissAttitude, you might want to look down before you look up. It was a joke. 

How are those comedy events? I am tempted to go to one one of these months. Is it local talent or hired professionals? Is it improv? 

My kid can txt better than me. And I believe my pug can too. She is always calling or sending txt from my phone... 

How are those comedy events? I am tempted to go to one one of these months. Is it local talent or hired professionals? Is it improv?
Its hired pros, usually pretty good if you can laugh at some GENERALIZATIONS, about others and laugh some at yourself too. 

Would I be silly to go by myself?.....basically is there a bunch of young single drunk guys there? 

Would I be silly to go by myself?.....basically is there a bunch of young single drunk guys there?
No, in fact there are usually more wives there than anyone else. 

You have me convinced, I will go for the one in March. I could use some laughs and relaxation! 

I have never got to go to one. My husband is anti social in every way. I am the social one who loves everything and almost everyone around me. And he is not like that at all. So, if I wanted to go...I would be stag...LOL 

I would be without a companion and no alcohol for me either, so a DD.
GV....do people dress up for it or is it a jeans and tshirt type of casual event? 

Its casual, maybe Sharp casual 

I don't drink at all...I don't wanta slur my words or pee in the bushes I can do that sober....Hahahaha
Can u wear jammies????if so I am there...hahaha 

Of course you can wear jammies, people wear them to the PX all the time, AND apparently i am a bad man for pointing that out. 

Heck with pjs, go in your birthday suit....it is a comedy event right? 

Heck with pjs, go in your birthday suit....it is a comedy event right?
Laughing 

Please wear a bra under your pjs! 

HAHAHA hell no I am gonna wear the bra on my head and use as ear muffs...YEP YEP....
I can't go out nakee..I see nakee people I am not the nakee people. Nobody wants to see a wrinkle....