i had my front door open--screen door was closed though. and i was standing right in front of it and my two year old pulled down my pajama pants. this happened yesterday :/
So one time when my son was little I was in walmart, and I had gas, and then realized suddenly that I had to go...well he was not in the infant carrier anymore so I had to carry him, so I practically run across the store...squeezing my cheeks the whole time, I slide into the bathroom just in the knick of time, I let it go child on my lap of course, and im sitting there reflecting as I general do right before I wipe, and I happened to look into the stall next to me. Now this really confused me...I didnt see high heels or flats, or cutesie pink running shoes, but hiking boots covered in paint, and they were huge, so I look to the left to see if someone is in there, and I realize, there isnt a stall to my left......I went into the mens!!!! Omg, how am I going to make my escape???So I finish my business, grab my son, open the dor as fast as I can and bolt out the door throw y son back into the cart and walk really fast hoping no one saw! EMBARRASSING to the max, but hey at least I made it!
I walked right through a screen door and knocked it clean off the frame. Ihave no idea why I didnt see it, but it was etremely funny.
Also, and god knows why, but I was getting on the bed, sort of one knee first, I completely missed the bed and landed on the floor. Luckily it was carpeted!
I was running out of the bat into the bowling alley for something and we were closed, but I didn't notice the wet floor sign. Yup you got it, going pretty fast I slipped, both feet flew out from under me and I landed on my butt.
fallen up the stairs in public. i have done so many embarassing things it is hard to keep track of them
lol I do that all the time...even jumped up one time like a olympics gymnast and threw my hands up in the air like I meant to do it.
Sadly, I do so many embarrassing things that there is not just one specific one that is the most embarrassing. I have had the door opened on me while in a dressing room at a clothing store, I've been coaxed to make a fool of myself many a time--w/o alcohol I might add, lol... the worst but not the funniest has to be the time I went to the beach and lost my bikini top in front of a group of kids. I was in the water jumping with the waves and woosh there went my top. Yea the group of kids got quite a view!
When I was a teen I went to Worlds of Fun in a tube top....didn't end well on the rollercoasters.
When I was pregnant I accidently farted in public on numerous occasions.
When I was pregnant I had a few hurtful contractions in manhattan mall and freaked some old ladies out.
When my daughter first started sitting up in the shopping carts there were a few times she pulled my shirt down because she's breastfed.
Several years ago, I had just got off work and needed to get gas in my car well I had alot on my mind that day because I went inside the gas station and paid for the gas and then, I guess because I had so much on my mind, I drove off without getting the gas. Well, needless to say as I was pulling into my driveway, I realized that I totally forgot to get the gas that I paid for and so I returned to the gas station, to the same pump and was fortunate that nobody had gotten the gas that I paid for. I'm sure that the clerk inside the gas station thought I was on crack or something.
LOL thats so funny!
My kids used to squeeze mine when they sat in the front of the cart. They are strange children. I think they did it because my reaction was funny LOL they thought it was hilarous lol
other than a couple minor things I really dont get embarassed about anything..
One late night the wind was howling real hard and it was starting to rain a little bit. So I thought that I better go out front and grab my son's shoes and bring them in the house. Mind you it was around midnight and I was already in bed when I decided to get the shoes. So I was just in a t-shirt and...ummm my undergarment...lol. Anyway, I've been having trouble with my screen door getting stuck and won't open. So when I went outside(of course assuming that everyone is in bed and no one will see me), I grabbed the shoes and what happens? The screen door slams shut behind me. So here I am standing outside...on the front porch...with my porch light on in my t-shirt and draws. I was ringing the doorbell and trying to pry it open. All the while I kept praying for no one to drive by and see me. I was outside for a good 5 minutes before my son finally heard the doorbell. But it was the longest 5 minutes of my life..lol!
i was at walmart and my daughter pulled my shirt down while i was waiting in line...dude saw it and just looked at me like " whoa boobie" haha..she didnt even breastfeed my kids just like to pull my shirts off i guess haha.
Ok this didn't happen to me, it happend to my mom *RIP mom love you!* Well I was 16 and we were at the gas station, I was with my mom and dad, I was sitting in the back seat and my parents went inside the gas station, my dad came out and got in the car, we wait a few mins and my mom came out, well mind you next to us was a car parked the exact same color as ours, my mom not paying attention at the time walked to the passenger side and got in, she sat there for a min while my dad and I were in the *correct car* laughing our butts off! She gets this weird look on her face and looks around, ding the bells go off in her head lol, she looks out the car window to see me and my dad in our car! My mom turns red and hops out of the car and runs to ours jumping in so fast lol, we are laughing so hard at this time! Well to make it worse on her the owners of the car had been watching the whole time and had seen us laughing they caught on pretty quick and was laughing as well! We never did let her live it down!
My first day of college i was walking to my first class with my best friend. We were passing a group of guys that were staring at us and it jsut so happened that one of those guys was my enemy in HS. (lol) well i was trying to act all bad and wasn't paying attention to where i was walking and BAM i went face first into a handicap sign.. worse of it was, well the whole group of guys seen it, but i had a big bump for days.. my best friend still calls me handicap to this day lol
I was bowling (I do it every friday) And I just got my new bowling ball customized and drilled to fit my hand. Well I guess I wasn't used to it because I went with the ball down the lane infront of 24 lanes worth of people. To make it worse I did the thing you aren't supposed to do...stand up...And then I slipped and fell on the oil...long story short it took me forever to get back to the right side of the foul line, and everyone was just laughing. I finally got up and took a bow, and just laughed it off.
LMAo omg RAchel i wish i was there for that, U GOOF But what a bunch of butts for laughing :P and i can so picture u bowin in front of everyone with a big ol smile haha
i was standing in my father in laws front yard talking to my husband and something startded biting me.i looked down an oh behold i was standing on a fire ant hill. i starded screaming and slapping myself my husband rips my pants of and starts slapping them off too.so here i am standing in my father in laws front yard slapping my self and my husbands slapping at my legs to in my underwear!to make it all worse my fathers neighbors who live in front of him were having a get together and there were about ten people on there frontporch watching the whole thing!!! i thoght i was going to die of imberssment!!!!!!!!!!!!!