The things my mother would say. Things I still use....

1. You will catch a cold if you go outside with wet hair....

2. Don't pick your nose and wipe it on your baby sister, use your sleve.

3. I brought you into this world and I will take you out of this world.

4. If you keep eating that chocolate you will get pimples.

5. And who do you think you are young lady/man?

6. You will pay for your raising.

7. Do I say, not do as I do...

8. I would be ashamed to live in such a pig sty.

9. When I was growing up...

10...My all time favorite....
Your getting on my last nerve....
My children have always responded well lets start over so I can get on your first one. How many do you have so we know when we are getting close to the end. 

"If it was a snake it would have bit you" Mom, if it was snake thats bites, I wouldnt be looking for it 

You'll be picking your teeth up off the floor...

Would you like for me to give you a reason to cry...

Do we need to take a trip to the restroom...

Ill beat you like a red headed step child...

Its yes MA'AM...

Don't make me count to three...

They'll get stuck that way...

You don't want me to clean it for you... 

Haha or dont make me knock you into next.... 

- "I'm going to slap the taste out your mouth..."

- "If you have time to lean, you have time to clean!"

- "Because I said so!"

- "Kiss a cow in the tail!" (when she was mad)

I also remember her calling me up from all the way downstairs to turn the channel on the TV, her paying me a whole dollar to clean her silver service set (and me being happy to get it), her eating Ritz crackers and hogshead cheese (ewwwwww) and her making us dress like mummies to go outside in the cold, even when we were way older. I never though I'd say this, but I miss my childhood :). 

-I'll give you a reason to cry

-Be nice to your brother, he's the only one you have.

-Try that again. 

My mom never said much, but I'm guilty of saying a number of retarded things regularly. As quickly as I spit them out tho I also forget them. 

My mom still says to this day to my brother and i. If you two dont stop and grow up, i am knock u both out.
We are all grown up and we still can bicker like no other. We now do it mostly to dri e our parents crazy. It works every time.