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An apple a day keeps the doctor away :) 

Better out then in.... 

cant take it with you 

dont count your chickens until theyve hatched 

every dog has its day 

What we have here is a failure to communicate. 

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Failure is not an option 

God is great, beer is good, and people are crazy! 

The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory. 

Happy wife, happy life 

IDIOT! ....lol Napoleon Dynamite summed that up for us! 

Justice denied anywhere diminishes justice everywhere.
— Martin Luther King, Jr. 

the newest and possibly the best one EVER said by Prince ....."get off the stage"!!! 

Kill Them with kindness 

Look before you leap, you might be hitting rocks. 

"If the shoe fits wear it" lol 

Marriage is like the army. Everybody complains, but you'd be surprised at how many re-enlist.
— Anonymous 

LOL love that one jazzy . Thanks for the giggle 

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No one is perfect but God , and I don't believe that's you. 

Better to be pi**ed off than to be pi**ed on! 

"Better late than never" 

"What comes around goes around" 

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Only the truth can set you free